I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I had to cum in my sink.
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