stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
