Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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