what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
my shit smells like andre
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
