Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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