What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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