Kareoke will never be a sober sport
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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