My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
My ATM looks so different sober.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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