Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
