How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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