I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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