How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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