Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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