Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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