can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Randomize
