I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
