I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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