Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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