is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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