just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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