like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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