Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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