gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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