You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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