She just used a chaser for red wine.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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