STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Randomize
