it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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