I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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