I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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