when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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