He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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