Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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