I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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