You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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