pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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