yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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