I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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