Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm always down for nudity.
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