she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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