Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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