: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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