Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize