Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
my poor anus
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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