people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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