We won't sleep together?
It's Friday. Sex?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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