no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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