Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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