am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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