I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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