I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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