So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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