But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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