He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
