Dual....:-)
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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